NP: No Parents Whatever you do, do not view this film with your parents - you will be incredibly uncomfortable.
1F: Once Funny This movie will seem really funny to you the first time you watch it due to the circumstances (late at night/with friends/while drunk etc.), but if you try to watch it again you won’t even crack a smile.
W6: Written by a 6-year-old The plot and script of this film could have been created by a child in the first grade.
E: Exception You know that actor/actress/director that you usually love? This is their one exception - a film they made in the lowest part of their career that they’re hoping we’ll all forget about.
RBT: Ruined By Trailer All of the funny or interesting parts of this movie were used in the trailer, like some fine china in a box where the packing peanuts represent all the rest of this crappy film.
SW: Soundtrack Warning This movie’s soundtrack contains a song by Nickelback.
PE: Predictable Ending You will be able to accurately guess the outcome of this film after five minutes, and the rest of the 1 hour and 55 minutes will be spent watching it agonizingly unfold.
“You’re going to die soon enough anyway; even if it’s a hundred years from now, that’s still the blink of a cosmic eye. In the meantime, live like a scientist—even a controversial one with only an ally or two in all the world—and treat life as a grand experiment, blood, sweat, tears and all. Bear in mind that there’s no such thing as a failed experiment—only data.”—Jesse Bering
Mostly the ones that had songs from the soundtrack in them, like “Rainy Day Man” and “My Only Love”, the latter being in the season finale and I had completely forgotten that the whole series was everyone searching for the moon princess and not having any idea who it was.
The moon princess.
And then you know who it turns out to be?
AND EVERYONE IS FUCKING SURPRISED. REI ACTUALLY SAYS “OMG SAILOR MOON IS THE MOON PRINCESS? WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED?”
Like, I know Sailor Moon is the most incompetent superhero in the entire universe BUT COME ON YOU GUYS. COME ON.